Nick Capra (Mr Hankey’s Toys): Sex Toy Review

So, you’re considering buying Mr Hankey’s Nick Capra… good choice!

This beast of a dildo is the first Mr Hankey which I’ve tried, and I must admit it is very fulfilling

I bought the tan, standard sized platinum-cured silicone Nick Capra about a year ago after much deliberation, from the good people at Uberkinky (who I can only recommend enough).

(Please note some of the links on this page are affiliate links 🙂 )

I wanted a thick dildo with some give, but nothing too long, and this one appeared to tick all the boxes.


The squeeze is great, it’s not too hard and it’s not too floppy:


The balls are a nice addition and this one had a Vac-U-Lock hole in the base (I use the Sinnovator Vac-U-Lock Compatible Suction Cup which does the job perfectly). The detail is just incredible and this is definitely one of my favourites for a decent stretch.

One thing I always found useful was the comparative size of toys against other toys I might have, and is partially why I created this site. Check out below some example size comparisons to Nick Capra:


I hope to make reviews about all of the above dildos as I think they are all worth spreading the word about, but I hope they give a sense of the size and width of Nick Capra (which clearly is quite a bit more than the others!)

Here’s some links to the other dildos above, in case you are interested in those instead:

Check out the comparative dimensions below (you can compare over 150 dildos also, here):

Brand Model Total Length Insertable Length Max Circumference O-Ring size Link
Vixen Mustang 7.5 6.5 4.5 1.5 Lovehoney
Vixen Bandit 7.4 7.0 5.5 1.8 Uberkinky
Squarepegtoys Dirk Uncut (A/S) 5.3 4.5 5.8 1.8 Peepshow Toys
Squarepegtoys Leo (Harness) (S) 7.4 7.0 5.4 2.0 Peepshow Toys
Squarepegtoys Nathan (Harness) (A/S) 5.7 5.5 5.8 2.0 Peepshow Toys
Mr Hankey’s Nick Capra (Standard) 8.5 6.7 7.2 2.3 Uberkinky
And just to prove I bought it 😀






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